Sitting down for me. I did try it standing up when I was about seven, but it wasn't very successful.
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Originally posted by Wanderer View Post...Don't you just hate it when women leave the toilet seat down...
(Sorry about the language, couldn't find an un-dubbed version).Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSitting down for me. I did try it standing up when I was about seven, but it wasn't very successful."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThe ability to pee (as a man) while sitting is a sign of a healthy prostate. Therefore it is in fact very manly. It also stops any females romantically involved in your life who clean the bathroom area from getting pissed off with you and thereby removing privileges. So it's good strategy too.Comment
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Originally posted by Alias View PostNo, as I lift the seat to pee but drop the lid afterwards...If I have to pick it up then so do they!....
It's actually unhygienic to flush with the lid up. You are literally spraying tulip and piss everywhere.
Plus if everyone puts the lid down people there are no surprises."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostA well trained man.
It's actually unhygienic to flush with the lid up. You are literally spraying tulip and piss everywhere.
Plus if everyone puts the lid down people there are no surprises.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHmmm, I only put the lid down if there is a surprise and the flush isn't working.
Beer and cider from cans is the way to go."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Sideways due to a malfunctioning Prince Albert“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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At home or work I usually sit so I can use my phone two handed at the same time, unless I am in a hurry. When I'm out it depends on how the mood takes me.
I'm sitting nowWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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