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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Posthis mouth though alot as his mouth is quicker than his brain.Comment
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I'd now like to hand over to the best man for his speech.
It's amazing to be honest how little I and the X have in common.
For example,
I love cricket and he loves rugby
I love brunettes and he loves blondes
I love girls........... (handover to X)What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by RasputinDude View PostIf he must..."Mother-in-law" is an anagram of "Woman Hitler".+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Your job is not to be funny. That's the best mans job.
Your job is to thank whoever spoke before you/gave her away and to say nice things about the bridesmaids. ushers etc.
Your only role is to be sincere and to let them know that the best man is a liar.Comment
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Originally posted by eek View Posthave you never been to a wedding before?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostYour job is not to be funny. That's the best mans job.
Your job is to thank whoever spoke before you/gave her away and to say nice things about the bridesmaids. ushers etc.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCan't have done. Appears to have no friends to ask these questions of.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYeah, you could rate them out of ten.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDo you want the cutting barbed reply to this or should I be nice?Comment
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