Wedding speeches

[MarillionFan]

Best advice is that if he's not naturally funny *and also* comfortable speaking in public then don't try to make jokes.

If he must..."Mother-in-law" is an anagram of "Woman Hitler".

My friend is fooking hilarious and has no problem with nerves. He does put his foot in his mouth though alot as his mouth is quicker than his brain.

[AtW]

his mouth though alot as his mouth is quicker than his brain.

And bigger...

[MarillionFan]

I'd now like to hand over to the best man for his speech.
It's amazing to be honest how little I and the X have in common.
For example,

I love cricket and he loves rugby
I love brunettes and he loves blondes
I love girls........... (handover to X)

[Zippy]

If he must..."Mother-in-law" is an anagram of "Woman Hitler".

Mazel tov!

[Pondlife]

Your job is not to be funny. That's the best mans job.
Your job is to thank whoever spoke before you/gave her away and to say nice things about the bridesmaids. ushers etc.


Your only role is to be sincere and to let them know that the best man is a liar.

[MaryPoppins]

have you never been to a wedding before?

Can't have done. Appears to have no friends to ask these questions of.

[mudskipper]

Your job is not to be funny. That's the best mans job.
Your job is to thank whoever spoke before you/gave her away and to say nice things about the bridesmaids. ushers etc.

Yeah, you could rate them out of ten.

[MarillionFan]

Can't have done. Appears to have no friends to ask these questions of.

Do you want the cutting barbed reply to this or should I be nice?

[MarillionFan]

Yeah, you could rate them out of ten.

I'm not LinkedIn with them.

[mudskipper]

Do you want the cutting barbed reply to this or should I be nice?

Be nice - you need the practice.