So you've pulled Nigella Lawson...

[OwlHoot]

Can you see what you're doing yet sas? You're guilty, of precisely everything you accuse others. The only bit that is funny about it, is that you cannot see it

(with you OH, not at you)

Almost every time there's a barney here, no matter who is involved, Sas is one of the participants. What does that suggest?

[sasguru]

Well, with posts like this, you'll help me

I doubt it.

[Old Hack]

We can't all be geniuses like you.

That's step 1 sas: admitting that you're not as bright as you think.

[Old Hack]

I doubt it.

Well, no doubt you'll keep assisting, through demonstration, regardless.

[sasguru]

That's step 1 sas: admitting that you're not as bright as you think.

It's all relative. OG's a genius, I'm only clever, you're a dunderhead.

[sasguru]

(with you OH, not at you)

Almost every time there's a barney here, no matter who is involved, Sas is one of the participants. What does that suggest?

I'm the scourge of cretins?

[Old Hack]

It's all relative. OG's a genius, I'm only clever, you're a dunderhead.

As I said, one step at a time sas, don't push too quickly.

I'd personally put you below average, and me above average, but we'll address that later, for you're making great strides here, so I am not going to jump on you straight away.

[Old Greg]

It's all relative. OG's a genius, I'm only clever, you're a dunderhead.

I thought you had established that you're a fool.

[sasguru]

I'd personally put you below average, and me above average.

That's one of your unknown unknowns.

[Old Hack]

That's one of your unknown unknowns.

I know, but for you, sadly, it's a known known.