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Scrag Meister replied

31 July 2013, 12:13
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Nigella is free at last, I'll pop round and console her.

Xbox, PS3 or Wii?
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BigRed replied

31 July 2013, 11:37
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Nigella is free at last, I'll pop round and console her.

Did John Terry answer the door?
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Bunk replied

31 July 2013, 11:17
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Brillo, get out of the way, I think Nigella's proved she isn't into erotic asphyxiation.

Coincidentally, the movie of Filth is coming out soon.

Turn oaf mah gas!!!

It's quite a disturbing book. I suspect the film will be too
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Paddy replied

31 July 2013, 11:06
What did she expect marrying an Iraqi refugee with a dodgy past.
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BrilloPad replied

31 July 2013, 10:55
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Brillo, get out of the way, I think Nigella's proved she isn't into erotic asphyxiation.

She is quite keen. Once I have shown her my recipe for orange surprise.
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Mich the Tester replied

31 July 2013, 10:48
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

She will then wish she was still married to Charles.

Brillo, get out of the way, I think Nigella's proved she isn't into erotic asphyxiation.
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BrilloPad replied

31 July 2013, 10:46
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Nigella is free at last, I'll pop round and console her.

She will then wish she was still married to Charles.
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vetran replied

31 July 2013, 10:44
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

TV chef Nigella Lawson and art collector Charles Saatchi have been granted a divorce at the High Court in London, ending their 10-year marriage.

BBC News - Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi granted divorce

Nigella is free at last, I'll pop round and console her.
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TheFaQQer replied

31 July 2013, 10:40
TV chef Nigella Lawson and art collector Charles Saatchi have been granted a divorce at the High Court in London, ending their 10-year marriage.

BBC News - Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi granted divorce
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Old Greg replied

18 June 2013, 21:40
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

And inappropriate comment of the episode must go to everyone's favourite party leader

That's fascists for you.
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sasguru replied

18 June 2013, 18:06
Originally posted by bobspud View Post

Well done Nick... We had almost forgot you existed

Aye feeling jealous of Farage, no doubt, and wanting some attention.
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bobspud replied

18 June 2013, 18:04
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

And inappropriate comment of the episode must go to everyone's favourite party leader

Well done Nick... We had almost forgot you existed
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mudskipper replied

18 June 2013, 17:57
And inappropriate comment of the episode must go to everyone's favourite party leader

Nick Griffin MEP ‏@nickgriffinmep 17 Jun

If I had the opportunity to squeeze Nigella Lawson, her throat wouldn't be my first choice.
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Old Greg replied

18 June 2013, 16:31
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

...and Old Greg

I'm just a psychic vampire, here to feed on the discord.
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bobspud replied

18 June 2013, 15:45
Originally posted by proggy View Post

All I see is ad hominem attacks. Just shows you are no better than Saatchi or any bully who hasn't got the wherewithal to argue a point. I wish I could meet you in real life, don't worry I would leave you one unbroken finger so you could still type your tulip on here. I know your type keyboard hero but a coward in reality.

I have figured it out!!

You were the kid from my school that used to continually get his head flushed down the bog, while remonstrating with his attackers. I remember taking a piss once while they was flushing you for the 4th time that week and throughout the whole process you were still mumbling something about sticks and stones
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