So you've pulled Nigella Lawson...

[Old Hack]

Don't know, it seems to annoy you intensely. So much so you can't let it go

You see, you let yourself down again, for fascination, is not anger, nor annoyance. Your behaviour is that odd, I find it fascinating.

[sasguru]

You see, you let yourself down again, for fascination, is not anger, nor annoyance. Your behaviour is that odd, I find it fascinating.

Good I'm glad. Pity I can't say the same, you seem rather dull to me.

[Old Greg]

Why do you care so intensely about some ethereal character on t'internet so much?
Maybe I'm making it all up, what does it matter to you, if you are happy?
Seems to me you have some kind of mental illness, apart from your obvious OCD and budding alcoholism.

It is peculiar how people get worked up by SAS. I've always thought that - by and large -he's a quality construct.

[Old Hack]

Good I'm glad. Pity I can't say the same, you seem rather dull to me.

Well, obviously, that's because your (imaginary) life is that much more interesting. That's fine. But, however dull you find me, you keep coming back. That's contrary to what you're saying isn't it.

And again, another indication you're not as bright as you like to project.

[Old Hack]

It is peculiar how people get worked up by SAS. I've always thought that - by and large -he's a quality construct.

He's good, I'll give you that, part of what makes him fascinating. But the over doing it, has let him down a bit. If he toned down the frequency, he'd be a much better construct.

[sasguru]

It is peculiar how people get worked up by SAS. I've always thought that - by and large -he's a quality construct.

Anyway what's your IQ?

[Old Greg]

Just good enough for Oxbridge, I've heard it said.

Well done you!

[Old Greg]

Anyway what's your IQ?

Modesty forbids.

[sasguru]

Modesty forbids.

You probably have a lot to be modest about.
As you know I can't stand false modesty.

[Old Greg]

You probably have a lot to be modest about.
As you know I can't stand false modesty.

If you say so.