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    #51
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Theme du jour located. Check.
    Endless dull posts featuring theme to follow.
    Have you seen someone for your OCD? I'm being serious.
    Nah, just find it funny some neolithic dick thinks its cool to slap his wife about.

    Loving you removing me from your sig though, that's just soooooooooo very funny

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      #52
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      Did you just remove OH from your sig just so you could say you get under his skin?
      He's still on my list. Remember the banned Zoidercock?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #53
        Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
        Yup
        If he's slapping you around, there are people you can talk to in a safe environment.

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          #54
          Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
          Loving you removing me from your sig though, that's just soooooooooo very funny
          I haven't modified my sig for months, Zoidercock.
          But in your alcy haze you're probably seeing things.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #55
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            He's still on my list. Remember the banned Zoidercock?
            Still removed OH though, didn't you sas

            Too funny

            Nah, he's no where near man enough to slap a chap about, prefers women

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              #56
              Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
              Still removed OH though, didn't you sas

              Too funny

              Nah, he's no where near man enough to slap a chap about, prefers women
              See my previous post. HTH, BIKIW.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #57
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                I haven't modified my sig for months, Zoidercock.
                But in your alcy haze you're probably seeing things.
                Oh, but you did sas, and we noticed

                Haven't you got the cleaner to slap, or someone else?

                The kids next I guess...

                Shame

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Ketchup View Post
                  My Mrs quite likes it when i grab her by the throat, i would never do it out of the bedroom though
                  I'm sorry to admit when I first saw the Pics (I saw the ones before she was crying) in the back of my Brain I did wonder if Nigella was a 'Gasper'. Dirty Barsteward I am.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                    Oh, but you did sas, and we noticed
                    No I haven't. What was it before then?
                    You're too stupid to notice Old Greg was taking the piss out of you, by suggesting you should be on my sig list.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      No I haven't. What was it before then?
                      Oh dear, you know you did, and that's what makes the denial even funnier....

                      Sooooooooooooooooooo Funny.

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