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Contractor loses out on his 'dream' £1,000-a-week IT role

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      #62
      Originally posted by KaiserWilly View Post
      Really says a lot about the state of the UK when a breakfast of English origin is now racist. How about we go the whole hog and make possession and distribution of bacon a criminal offence? Or perhaps the very mention of bacon should be seen as aggravated assault.

      Fecking Marxists.
      What's wrong with Marxism?
      <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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        #63
        I had a neighbour who took offence. I didn't want to say anything in case he took a gate as well.

        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #64
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          the Daily Mail simply didn't have time or space
          Or the inclination

          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          to gather the complete facts of the story and report them.

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            #65
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            At clientco, bacon and/or pork sausage is the _only_ filling available in breakfast rolls and sandwiches.

            In my innocence asked for a tuna mayo roll, which seemed the healthier option and hardly exotic. but the dopey serving lady gawped at me as if I'd asked for mammoth burger.
            She probably thought you were one of those hate preachers.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #66
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              At clientco, bacon and/or pork sausage is the _only_ filling available in breakfast rolls and sandwiches.

              In my innocence asked for a tuna mayo roll, which seemed the healthier option and hardly exotic. but the dopey serving lady gawped at me as if I'd asked for mammoth burger.
              Maybe its kosher pork in the bacon?
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #67
                Well for pig feast at grub club I inadvertently asked a Muslim to come along. I wasn't aware of his religious persuasion, given he used to come out drinking with us.

                Was a tad embarrassed to say the least, he thought it was hilarious.
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #68
                  One of my colleagues caused a few raised eyebrows recently when he asked if he could use someones wifey.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                    Well need to look up an article I read the other day where here in Germany they're going the other way, encouraging English to be spoken amongst business groups.
                    This one:

                    Germans are speaking Denglish
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      It was the same bloke who suggested we sent piss kippers to Syria. He wanted to check his mail..
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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