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I seem to recall it completely fooks up the plane's airframe when deployed so is an expensive but useful one time only systemHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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More or less than falling out of the sky?Originally posted by Troll View PostI seem to recall it completely fooks up the plane's airframeWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Though plummeting to earth in a huge fireball doesn't do the plane's airframe any good either.Originally posted by Troll View PostI seem to recall it completely fooks up the plane's airframe when deployed so is an expensive but useful one time only system
Would it work on an Airbus?Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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less than a controlled descent to earth -I thought all pilots were taught to keep an eye out for forced landing sites as part of their training.... but it could have been a catastrophic failure of summat rather than an engine cut-outOriginally posted by doodab View PostMore or less than falling out of the sky?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Would a parachute help in that situation anyway?Originally posted by VectraMan View PostThough plummeting to earth in a huge fireball doesn't do the plane's airframe any good either.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Heard a plane crash once. Outcome not so good unfortunately.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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If all systems failed on my plane, and I was given the option of deploying a chute to save all on board, but fook the plane, or all of us die hitting the ground at 180 mph, it wouldn't be the trickiest decision in the world to make.Comment
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