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Single woman look whats in the fridge and go to the bed, married women look whats in the bed and go to the fridgeOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSingle woman look whats in the fridge and go to the bed, married women look whats in the bed and go to the fridge
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSingle woman look whats in the fridge and go to the bed, married women look whats in the bed and go to the fridge
Yep, but to be fair, look at the men over about 30 in your office; who can blame the girls for choosing a bar of chocolate above nookie with a blubbery lump of snoring wobbliness? Come on chaps, make a bloody effort keep yourselves in shape if you want the ladies to keep their figures. Especially if you want to keep your wife.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Words worthy of the bard himself.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
Yep, but to be fair, look at the men over about 30 in your office; who can blame the girls for choosing a bar of chocolate above nookie with a blubbery lump of snoring wobbliness? Come on chaps, make a bloody effort keep yourselves in shape if you want the ladies to keep their figures. Especially if you want to keep your wife.
Speaking as a blubbery lump of snoring wobbliness I think that ^^^^^^^ may well be the catalyst to finally get me doing something about my somewhat 'rotund' appearance.Comment
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