Being married made me fat

[bless 'em all]

Yep, but to be fair, look at the men over about 30 in your office; who can blame the girls for choosing a bar of chocolate above nookie with a blubbery lump of snoring wobbliness? Come on chaps, make a bloody effort keep yourselves in shape if you want the ladies to keep their figures. Especially if you want to keep your wife.

Words worthy of the bard himself.

Speaking as a blubbery lump of snoring wobbliness I think that ^^^^^^^ may well be the catalyst to finally get me doing something about my somewhat 'rotund' appearance.

[Mich the Tester]

Single woman look whats in the fridge and go to the bed, married women look whats in the bed and go to the fridge

Yep, but to be fair, look at the men over about 30 in your office; who can blame the girls for choosing a bar of chocolate above nookie with a blubbery lump of snoring wobbliness? Come on chaps, make a bloody effort keep yourselves in shape if you want the ladies to keep their figures. Especially if you want to keep your wife.

[Halo Jones]

Single woman look whats in the fridge and go to the bed, married women look whats in the bed and go to the fridge

[SimonMac]

Single woman look whats in the fridge and go to the bed, married women look whats in the bed and go to the fridge

[vetran]

http://world.topnewstoday.org/uk/article/6234235/


nothing to do with cake then?