Originally posted by Spacecadet
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Originally posted by original PM View Postunfortunately in this day and age you cannot trust anyone regardless of whether they look white and chavvy, black and professional or anywhere in between.Coffee's for closersComment
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I'd have told him where there was a 24 hour petrol stationRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'd have sold him £20 of petrol for £30 cash.
I'd have probably done the same.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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In France a few years back, I was in a hotel and could hear a man getting severely distressed about not being able to get a taxi. I wondered over to see if I could help, and he told me he was a pilot for Avianca, had rented a plane from Redhill, Surrey, and had flown over to Le Touquet for the weekend with his family, and that his daughter had an allergic reaction to some sea food they had eaten. She'd been taken to hospital and spent the night there, but he needed to pick her up (in Berck about 10 miles away) and get the plane back to the uk of suffer a bill for about £2k. I still don't know why, but I simply gave him the car keys and told him to hurry back.
Wife went a strange hue of red, but I think you get an immediate feel for who you can help, and who you can't.
He came back with a happy family, but more importantly, a lovely bottle of Borolo.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View Postbut I think you get an immediate feel for who you can help, and who you can't.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostHe came back with a happy family, but more importantly, a lovely bottle of Borolo.
They rewarded me with a cheap bottle of plonk & the extinguisher cost £25 to replace..there's a moral in there somewhereHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostIs £30 of fake reddies better than £20 of fake reddies?
I'd have probably done the same.Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostThat's a very paranoid and sad way to view the world.Comment
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