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What would Britain be like now if God didn't exist?

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    What would Britain be like now if God didn't exist?

    Discuss.

    Why didn't God stop IR35?

    Why is Dog, God backwards.

    Was Jesus a socialist?
    I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

    #2
    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    Discuss.

    Why didn't God stop IR35?

    Why is Dog, God backwards.

    Was Jesus a socialist?
    From all the Goverments in the world god takes 10% of their tax.

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      #3
      Paradise.
      No fanatical muslims.
      No murderously boring christian loonies.
      All mosques, churches, temples converted into drop-in centres for the local youth.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        He's not biting, Numpty. PS How's the pharma world?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          God does exist, he has spoken to me. He said, Clog, you are the chosen on and IT contractors are the chosen people. Because you are the chosen people I have given you the promise land, Bangkok.

          Why didn't God stop IR35?

          God said unto me take the chosen people forth upon the evil ones know as Inland Revenue. March around the HQ seven times and should. Henceforth there will be no IR35

          Why is Dog, God backwards.

          Old English dog had two g’s

          Was Jesus a socialist?

          No he was a political subversive. Crucifixion with nails was the standard punishment for political subversives in the Roman Empire.
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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru
            He's not biting, Numpty. PS How's the pharma world?
            Boring as ever!
            I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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              #7
              Jesus was a terrorist who, due to the diligence of the good Romans, never got to unleash his WMD on the unsuspecting non believers.

              HTH

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                #8
                It would be exactly the same, because God doesn't exist.

                The notion of 'God' is just a way of controlling other people - and a very powerful way as current events testify.

                You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                  #9
                  Damn you beat me to it

                  Originally posted by bogeyman
                  It would be exactly the same, because God doesn't exist.

                  The notion of 'God' is just a way of controlling other people - and a very powerful way as current events testify.

                  I think the real question was meant to be, what would Britian be like if everybody knew god doesn't exist.
                  Why not?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
                    I think the real question was meant to be, what would Britian be like if everybody knew god doesn't exist.
                    A better question would be:

                    What would Britain be like now if God DID exist?

                    Errrm.. in fact...

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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