What would Britain be like now if God didn't exist?

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Dundeegeorge replied

18 July 2006, 16:54
Alexei

what is the Russian word for god?

(DG in 'can't quite remember if it's dog or bog' mode)
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stackpole replied

18 July 2006, 16:24
Originally posted by Numptycorner

Why is Dog, God backwards?

D'nuoh
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bogeyman replied

18 July 2006, 15:42
Originally posted by Dundeegeorge

I think the real question was meant to be, what would Britian be like if everybody knew god doesn't exist.

A better question would be:

What would Britain be like now if God DID exist?

Errrm.. in fact...
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Dundeegeorge replied

18 July 2006, 15:40
Damn you beat me to it

Originally posted by bogeyman

It would be exactly the same, because God doesn't exist.

The notion of 'God' is just a way of controlling other people - and a very powerful way as current events testify.

I think the real question was meant to be, what would Britian be like if everybody knew god doesn't exist.
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bogeyman replied

18 July 2006, 15:34
It would be exactly the same, because God doesn't exist.

The notion of 'God' is just a way of controlling other people - and a very powerful way as current events testify.
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DimPrawn replied

18 July 2006, 15:29
Jesus was a terrorist who, due to the diligence of the good Romans, never got to unleash his WMD on the unsuspecting non believers.

HTH
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Numptycorner replied

18 July 2006, 15:29
Originally posted by sasguru

He's not biting, Numpty. PS How's the pharma world?

Boring as ever!
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Clog II The Avenger replied

18 July 2006, 15:26
God does exist, he has spoken to me. He said, Clog, you are the chosen on and IT contractors are the chosen people. Because you are the chosen people I have given you the promise land, Bangkok.

Why didn't God stop IR35?

God said unto me take the chosen people forth upon the evil ones know as Inland Revenue. March around the HQ seven times and should. Henceforth there will be no IR35

Why is Dog, God backwards.

Old English dog had two g’s

Was Jesus a socialist?

No he was a political subversive. Crucifixion with nails was the standard punishment for political subversives in the Roman Empire.
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sasguru replied

18 July 2006, 15:18
He's not biting, Numpty. PS How's the pharma world?
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sasguru replied

18 July 2006, 15:04
Paradise.
No fanatical muslims.
No murderously boring christian loonies.
All mosques, churches, temples converted into drop-in centres for the local youth.
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Diestl replied

18 July 2006, 15:03
Originally posted by Numptycorner

Discuss.

Why didn't God stop IR35?

Why is Dog, God backwards.

Was Jesus a socialist?

From all the Goverments in the world god takes 10% of their tax.
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Numptycorner started a topic What would Britain be like now if God didn't exist?

18 July 2006, 15:00
What would Britain be like now if God didn't exist?

Discuss.

Why didn't God stop IR35?

Why is Dog, God backwards.

Was Jesus a socialist?
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