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Previously on "What would Britain be like now if God didn't exist?"

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Alexei

    what is the Russian word for god?

    (DG in 'can't quite remember if it's dog or bog' mode)

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  • stackpole
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    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    Why is Dog, God backwards?
    D'nuoh

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
    I think the real question was meant to be, what would Britian be like if everybody knew god doesn't exist.
    A better question would be:

    What would Britain be like now if God DID exist?

    Errrm.. in fact...

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Damn you beat me to it

    Originally posted by bogeyman
    It would be exactly the same, because God doesn't exist.

    The notion of 'God' is just a way of controlling other people - and a very powerful way as current events testify.

    I think the real question was meant to be, what would Britian be like if everybody knew god doesn't exist.

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  • bogeyman
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    It would be exactly the same, because God doesn't exist.

    The notion of 'God' is just a way of controlling other people - and a very powerful way as current events testify.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Jesus was a terrorist who, due to the diligence of the good Romans, never got to unleash his WMD on the unsuspecting non believers.

    HTH

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  • Numptycorner
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    He's not biting, Numpty. PS How's the pharma world?
    Boring as ever!

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  • Clog II The Avenger
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    God does exist, he has spoken to me. He said, Clog, you are the chosen on and IT contractors are the chosen people. Because you are the chosen people I have given you the promise land, Bangkok.

    Why didn't God stop IR35?

    God said unto me take the chosen people forth upon the evil ones know as Inland Revenue. March around the HQ seven times and should. Henceforth there will be no IR35

    Why is Dog, God backwards.

    Old English dog had two g’s

    Was Jesus a socialist?

    No he was a political subversive. Crucifixion with nails was the standard punishment for political subversives in the Roman Empire.

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  • sasguru
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    He's not biting, Numpty. PS How's the pharma world?

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  • sasguru
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    Paradise.
    No fanatical muslims.
    No murderously boring christian loonies.
    All mosques, churches, temples converted into drop-in centres for the local youth.

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  • Diestl
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    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    Discuss.

    Why didn't God stop IR35?

    Why is Dog, God backwards.

    Was Jesus a socialist?
    From all the Goverments in the world god takes 10% of their tax.

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  • What would Britain be like now if God didn't exist?

    Discuss.

    Why didn't God stop IR35?

    Why is Dog, God backwards.

    Was Jesus a socialist?

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