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Core skills required: Core skills required:
C++, C#, WPF, WCF, .NET, Java, C, TFS, Windows, Linux, Unix, Mainframe, UFOs, MFI, Scripting languages (all), OOD, OOM, FFS, whatever else you have heard of but one version newer.
... actually I don't know. I have no idea what rationale agents have for requirment lists like this.
By answering this ad we have inadvertently discovered a bigger BS merchant and Dick than we are.
The client will be delighted...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
Core skills required:
C++, C#, WPF, WCF, .NET, Java, C, TFS, Windows, Linux, Unix, Mainframe, UFOs, MFI, Scripting languages (all), OOD, OOM, FFS, whatever else you have heard of but one version newer.
... actually I don't know. I have no idea what rationale agents have for requirment lists like this.
Keyword searching/matches.
Agent's know that potential candidates are searching job sites based upon keywords and/or location (and also possibly rate), therefore they make sure their job advert is returned in the search results when candidates search for technologies that are only tangentially related. That list will have little to nothing to do with the actual requirements for the role.
Agent's do the same thing when searching through a database of candidate CV's which is why it's important, irrespective of how cr*p it looks, to have a section within your CV that is a long list of acronyms and keywords. Helps you get noticed!
Agent's know that potential candidates are searching job sites based upon keywords and/or location (and also possibly rate), therefore they make sure their job advert is returned in the search results when candidates search for technologies that are only tangentially related. That list will have little to nothing to do with the actual requirements for the role.
Agent's do the same thing when searching through a database of candidate CV's which is why it's important, irrespective of how cr*p it looks, to have a section within your CV that is a long list of acronyms and keywords. Helps you get noticed!
Copy, paste use white text between paragraphs. Problem solved
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell
We can't organise a piss-up in a brewery, so we do lots of shouting and threatening instead.
Work hard, play hard culture
We expect at least 3 hours a day free overtime and you'll have to have a beer with the permies afterwards. And we expect you to buy the first and last round.
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Junior Position
Don't even think about it unless its a 30 second walk from your front door to the office. A commute by bus and a sandwich from the canteen would leave you out of pocket
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