Off out now, picking up the kids from school and being a proper dad, by taking them to the park, not handing them over to their nanny
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostKid goes to nursery 3 days a week, nanny comes in 2 days a week.
I'm glad I'm always home for him, he knows I'm always in the study either running my models or insulting cretins on CUK. Sometimes both together.
How often does he see his real father?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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I'm rich and clever with an enormous todger, you don't see me boasting about it.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostAnd the neg rep stalking was you, by a long margin, telling me, nay, projecting to me, how rich you are
But it doesn't surprise me seing as how you don't have any character.
Weren't you banned as ZoiderCock or something?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostHow often does he see his real father?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostOff out now, picking up the kids from school and being a proper dad, by taking them to the park, not handing them over to their nanny
Hard Brexit now!
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Roald Dahl starts a thread to tell CS Lewis he's bollocks because he writes fiction. Too funny for words.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTweedledee starts a thread to tell Tweedledumb he's bollocks because he's fat. Too funny for words.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostFTFY HTH
Before you thought better of it.Hard Brexit now!
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