Things one would do in a fictitious semi retirement

[Old Hack]

Off out now, picking up the kids from school and being a proper dad, by taking them to the park, not handing them over to their nanny

[DodgyAgent]

Kid goes to nursery 3 days a week, nanny comes in 2 days a week.
I'm glad I'm always home for him, he knows I'm always in the study either running my models or insulting cretins on CUK. Sometimes both together.

How often does he see his real father?

[doodab]

I'm rich and clever with an enormous todger, you don't see me boasting about it.

[sasguru]

And the neg rep stalking was you, by a long margin, telling me, nay, projecting to me, how rich you are

I'm calling this a bare-faced lie. I'm sure admin or one of the mods can confirm, if they care to.
But it doesn't surprise me seing as how you don't have any character.
Weren't you banned as ZoiderCock or something?

[sasguru]

How often does he see his real father?

[sasguru]

Off out now, picking up the kids from school and being a proper dad, by taking them to the park, not handing them over to their nanny

Shame their dad is a lying cock, though, eh?

[MarillionFan]

Roald Dahl starts a thread to tell CS Lewis he's bollocks because he writes fiction. Too funny for words.

[eek]

Tweedledee starts a thread to tell Tweedledumb he's bollocks because he's fat. Too funny for words.

FTFY HTH

[DimPrawn]

I would be making pron flicks.

[sasguru]

FTFY HTH

Funny I could have sworn this post was originally about how little rep we had.
Before you thought better of it.