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    #2
    I would like a tandem unicycle
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      I would like a tandem unicycle

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        #4
        Very handy though to keep one in the car boot if it's as easy as riding a normal bicycle once one gets the knack of it.

        I imagine freewheeling down steep hills would always be a problem though, unless it's just a case of leaning backwards a bit.

        Seriously, can anyone here ride a unicycle? Is it relaxing and "second nature" once you mastered it, or a constant challenge like walking a high wire?
        Last edited by OwlHoot; 11 May 2013, 21:28.
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          #5


          Whats this got to do with the ongoing intellectual battle of our age ? I for one can not see what the flying fck this has to do with anything.
          frivolous
          off topic
          silly
          dumb

          If Moyes decides to go to manu, we can do without him and his unicycle
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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


            frivolous
            off topic
            silly
            dumb
            What does FOSD stand for? It must mean something.

            I wonder if anyone has developed a unicycle with a small spring loaded rear wheel, like a miniature penny farthing. I'd buy one.

            Also, how do the brakes work on a unicycle? Someone should invent an electronic sphinctre compression sensor in the seat, so the rider could simply work it with that.
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              #7
              When I was working in Bristol c. 2006-7 I'd occasionally see a chap riding a unicycle in suit & tie, carrying an attaché case. It was always around the same time in the morning, and he clearly used it as a way of getting to the office when the weather was OK.

              I suspect he'd parked nearby (as had I) and just used the unicycle for the last bit of his journey, but it used to cheer me up no end when I'd pause and look around before crossing Passage Street, and he came out of Queen Street behind me, turning right across the queuing traffic and sailing majestically on over the bridge towards Counterslip

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                #8
                Bollocks. Extreme pogo is where it's at!

                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Impressive, but it wouldn't have worked as a paradoy thread.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

                    Seriously, can anyone here ride a unicycle?
                    In one of my permie jobs years ago my boss at the time who was about 50 tried to teach himself how to ride a unicycle. He'd recently completed some family tree research and discovered his family were all performers in circus shows so figured he would take something up as a hobby.

                    He turned up to work full of bruises for months (for some reason coming off a unicycle seemed to result in more injuries than a standard bike) but through perseverance he managed to become sufficiently competent that he could actually juggle whilst riding the unicycle. All self taught but with the battle scars to prove it.

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