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    Went for a massage

    Yesterday. Was out in the sticks and spotted a place offering Swedish and other massages.

    So popped in and booked a 90 minute session for $80. Nice place, dim lights, soft music. I get escorted into this side room with a nice massage bed, soft music and towels. And the fit girl tells me as its Swedish just strip naked an dive under then sheets. So when she pops out I strip off and dive under.

    A couple of minutes later this 50 year old ish little frumpy Chinese lady comes in and proceeds to massage by face, before doing my back, legs with oil etc. Then she hops on to the bench before sitting on me, kneeling on me, pummeling me. Eventually I have to flick over and she continues with just a small piece of towel for modesty. Well she wasn't overly careful when doing my legs and wandered a little to much for like.

    Anyway as we finished up she then grabbed my cock and balls and said in Engrish 'You want me massage this. Just extra sixry dollar'.

    I was completely shocked and appalled and had to say 'No'!!!


























    I only had $20 left on me.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    .....


    And then I woke up.
    FTFY

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      I only had $20 left on me.


      They would not take your American Express Centurion Card?!?!

      Ah, I see - it expired.

      Last edited by AtW; 5 May 2013, 15:19.

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        #4
        Originally posted by AtW View Post


        They would not take your American Express Centurion Card?!?!

        Ah, I see - it expired.

        Cash only.

        This was one story that didn't have a Happy Ending.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Cash only.

          This was one story that didn't have a Happy Ending.
          Had a lovely massage by a skimpily dressed young blond. After twenty minutes she asks, " Do you want a hand job?" After replying yes, she pops outside. I lay there in anticipation for ten minutes. She then came back and asked "Have you finished it?"
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Yesterday. Was out in the sticks and spotted a place offering Swedish and other massages.

            So popped in and booked a 90 minute session for $80. Nice place, dim lights, soft music. I get escorted into this side room with a nice massage bed, soft music and towels. And the fit girl tells me as its Swedish just strip naked an dive under then sheets. So when she pops out I strip off and dive under.

            A couple of minutes later this 50 year old ish little frumpy Chinese lady comes in and proceeds to massage by face, before doing my back, legs with oil etc. Then she hops on to the bench before sitting on me, kneeling on me, pummeling me. Eventually I have to flick over and she continues with just a small piece of towel for modesty. Well she wasn't overly careful when doing my legs and wandered a little to much for like.

            Anyway as we finished up she then grabbed my cock and balls and said in Engrish 'You want me massage this. Just extra sixry dollar'.

            I was completely shocked and appalled and had to say 'No'!!!


























            I only had $20 left on me.
            You were ripped right off. You can get action like that for a fraction of the price in Somerset. Just ask for Big Hilda from Bridgwater and you are laughing...............allegedly!!
            Mind you, you will be spitting hayseeds out of your teeth for days afterwards!
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #7
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              You were ripped right off. You can get action like that for a fraction of the price in Somerset. Just ask for Big Hilda from Bridgwater and you are laughing...............allegedly!!
              Mind you, you will be spitting hayseeds out of your teeth for days afterwards!
              I heard Big Hilda was moving to the South Hams.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                I heard Big Hilda was moving to the South Hams.
                Quite possibly. They are geared up for an influx of big girls' blouses.

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  Quite possibly. They are geared up for an influx of big girls' blouses.

                  CUK holiday?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    .....


                    And then I woke up and had to find some tissue paper to clean up
                    FTFY
                    FTFTFY
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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