What shall I do?

[DimPrawn]

Do you use her like a raft ?

Well it's often full of semen.

[sasguru]

Well it's often full of semen.

Seamen

[KentPhilip]

Seamen

No he was right the first time

Well I'm at "the ship", mortlake, and am in the process of blowing her up.
A trip to Teddington I think today.
If I'm not back in 6 hours somebody call the coastguard

[NotAllThere]

What'll I do
When you are far away
And I am blue
What'll I do?

[KentPhilip]

Well I'm at "the ship", mortlake, and am in the process of blowing her up.
A trip to Teddington I think today.
If I'm not back in 6 hours somebody call the coastguard

It's now over 6 hours later, and I am drifting helplessly in the north sea. Did any of you call the coastguard as I asked?
No. Bloody useless!
Can't get the staff..

[Freamon]

It's now over 6 hours later, and I am drifting helplessly

No change there then.

[KentPhilip]

No change there then.

You may say that.
I couldn't possibly disagree..

[mudskipper]

Given the lack of wanking options, I presume you've already run dry?

No 'take a dump' option either?

C'mon man, up your game.

[mudskipper]

It's now over 6 hours later, and I am drifting helplessly in the north sea. Did any of you call the coastguard as I asked?
No. Bloody useless!
Can't get the staff..

I did - they're out there now still searching for Kent from the county of Philip.