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mudskipper replied

1 May 2013, 05:46
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

It's now over 6 hours later, and I am drifting helplessly in the north sea. Did any of you call the coastguard as I asked?
No. Bloody useless!
Can't get the staff..

I did - they're out there now still searching for Kent from the county of Philip.
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mudskipper replied

1 May 2013, 05:34
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Given the lack of wanking options, I presume you've already run dry?

No 'take a dump' option either?

C'mon man, up your game.
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KentPhilip replied

30 April 2013, 23:10
Originally posted by Freamon View Post

No change there then.

You may say that.
I couldn't possibly disagree..
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Freamon replied

30 April 2013, 22:14
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

It's now over 6 hours later, and I am drifting helplessly

No change there then.
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KentPhilip replied

30 April 2013, 21:57
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Well I'm at "the ship", mortlake, and am in the process of blowing her up.
A trip to Teddington I think today.
If I'm not back in 6 hours somebody call the coastguard

It's now over 6 hours later, and I am drifting helplessly in the north sea. Did any of you call the coastguard as I asked?
No. Bloody useless!
Can't get the staff..
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NotAllThere replied

30 April 2013, 14:06
What'll I do
When you are far away
And I am blue
What'll I do?
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KentPhilip replied

30 April 2013, 13:52
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Seamen

No he was right the first time

Well I'm at "the ship", mortlake, and am in the process of blowing her up.
A trip to Teddington I think today.
If I'm not back in 6 hours somebody call the coastguard
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sasguru replied

30 April 2013, 13:13
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Well it's often full of semen.

Seamen
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DimPrawn replied

30 April 2013, 13:05
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Do you use her like a raft ?

Well it's often full of semen.
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proggy replied

30 April 2013, 12:56
Originally posted by doodab View Post

No, just relaxing. Back on it next week.
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doodab replied

30 April 2013, 12:50
Originally posted by proggy View Post

Benched?

No, just relaxing. Back on it next week.
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proggy replied

30 April 2013, 12:48
Benched?
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doodab replied

30 April 2013, 12:46
Well I drove to get lunch and now I'm having a walk along the river and around the shops. Nice day for it.
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sasguru replied

30 April 2013, 12:15
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

When I can be arsed to get up, I'm taking my inflatable out on the Thames.

Do you use her like a raft ?
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KentPhilip replied

30 April 2013, 11:56
When I can be arsed to get up, I'm taking my inflatable out on the Thames.
I just need to purchase the eggs from Tescos so I have something to throw as I pass the houses of parliament members terrace..
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