Reply to: What shall I do?

[mudskipper]

It's now over 6 hours later, and I am drifting helplessly in the north sea. Did any of you call the coastguard as I asked?
No. Bloody useless!
Can't get the staff..

I did - they're out there now still searching for Kent from the county of Philip.

[mudskipper]

Given the lack of wanking options, I presume you've already run dry?

No 'take a dump' option either?

C'mon man, up your game.

[KentPhilip]

No change there then.

You may say that.
I couldn't possibly disagree..

[Freamon]

It's now over 6 hours later, and I am drifting helplessly

No change there then.

[KentPhilip]

Well I'm at "the ship", mortlake, and am in the process of blowing her up.
A trip to Teddington I think today.
If I'm not back in 6 hours somebody call the coastguard

It's now over 6 hours later, and I am drifting helplessly in the north sea. Did any of you call the coastguard as I asked?
No. Bloody useless!
Can't get the staff..

[NotAllThere]

What'll I do
When you are far away
And I am blue
What'll I do?

[KentPhilip]

Seamen

No he was right the first time

Well I'm at "the ship", mortlake, and am in the process of blowing her up.
A trip to Teddington I think today.
If I'm not back in 6 hours somebody call the coastguard

[sasguru]

Well it's often full of semen.

Seamen

[DimPrawn]

Do you use her like a raft ?

Well it's often full of semen.

[proggy]

No, just relaxing. Back on it next week.

[doodab]

Benched?

No, just relaxing. Back on it next week.

[proggy]

Benched?

[doodab]

Well I drove to get lunch and now I'm having a walk along the river and around the shops. Nice day for it.

[sasguru]

When I can be arsed to get up, I'm taking my inflatable out on the Thames.

Do you use her like a raft ?

[KentPhilip]

When I can be arsed to get up, I'm taking my inflatable out on the Thames.
I just need to purchase the eggs from Tescos so I have something to throw as I pass the houses of parliament members terrace..