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    #11
    doesn't sound like he's happy



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      #12
      Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
      .

      Quality blank from him, but he knew it was me - I was singing along to 'In The Navy'.....
      Old Hack? Is that You?

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #13
        Seriously, what the **** is this board coming to?
        "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

        https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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          #14
          Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
          Er, forgot the context - I was using one of the spin dryers, hence naked, before realising the arse (quite literally) next to me was the neighbour.

          Quality blank from him, but he knew it was me - I was singing along to 'In The Navy'.....
          what you wanted some 'docking' experience, you know everyone loves a sailor?

          I'd be mortified meeting someone I disliked in the buff, I'd think I was in some sort of Spartan nightmare.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
            No humour from him, not even an insult - he just turned his back on me giving me a good look of his arse.
            That is what you consider as being a very satisfying moment! What an odd way to come out?
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #16
              Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
              Seriously, what the **** is this board coming to?
              It's Wilmslow, this is pretty standard. He provides a service by making everyone else feel better about their lives.

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                #17
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Old Hack? Is that You?

                Even compared to your normal bollocks, this is poor. Very poor.


                When we bought our BTL in Reigate, the next door neighbours wanted to buy it, and got quite mardy about us having it. Doing it up, they would complain about everything, the dust, the dirt in the road, everything. We applied for planning permission, which they objected to, and failed to stop. How enjoyable was it turning down their offer to buy the property last week, to sell it to another couple who viewed. Sometimes, the small wins are the best...

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                  #18
                  Who goes around stark naked in a sauna ? Other than a gay sauna of course. Cannot do in the gym for sure with so many ladies and kids around. Gruffalo, where was this happening ?
                  Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                    Who goes around stark naked in a sauna ? Other than a gay sauna of course. Cannot do in the gym for sure with so many ladies and kids around. Gruffalo, where was this happening ?
                    It's the proper way to take a Sauna, just ask European lot. Completely normal for it to be nude mixed gender\age in most places except UK, odd bunch they are. Of course some people are shy about it but then don't bother with the communal places. However your answer:
                    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
                    I was strip bollock naked after a sauna at the health club tonight,
                    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
                    Er, forgot the context - I was using one of the spin dryers, hence naked, before realising the arse (quite literally) next to me was the neighbour.

                    Quality blank from him, but he knew it was me - I was singing along to 'In The Navy'.....
                    Still a slightly odd way to find satisfaction but what the heck.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                      Seriously, what the **** is this board coming to?
                      This board has gone downhill even since cornish farmers gone away

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