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Previously on "A very satisfying moment...."

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    Seriously, what the **** is this board coming to?
    This board has gone downhill even since cornish farmers gone away

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  • IRMe
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Who goes around stark naked in a sauna ? Other than a gay sauna of course. Cannot do in the gym for sure with so many ladies and kids around. Gruffalo, where was this happening ?
    It's the proper way to take a Sauna, just ask European lot. Completely normal for it to be nude mixed gender\age in most places except UK, odd bunch they are. Of course some people are shy about it but then don't bother with the communal places. However your answer:
    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    I was strip bollock naked after a sauna at the health club tonight,
    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    Er, forgot the context - I was using one of the spin dryers, hence naked, before realising the arse (quite literally) next to me was the neighbour.

    Quality blank from him, but he knew it was me - I was singing along to 'In The Navy'.....
    Still a slightly odd way to find satisfaction but what the heck.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Who goes around stark naked in a sauna ? Other than a gay sauna of course. Cannot do in the gym for sure with so many ladies and kids around. Gruffalo, where was this happening ?

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Old Hack? Is that You?

    Even compared to your normal bollocks, this is poor. Very poor.


    When we bought our BTL in Reigate, the next door neighbours wanted to buy it, and got quite mardy about us having it. Doing it up, they would complain about everything, the dust, the dirt in the road, everything. We applied for planning permission, which they objected to, and failed to stop. How enjoyable was it turning down their offer to buy the property last week, to sell it to another couple who viewed. Sometimes, the small wins are the best...

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    Seriously, what the **** is this board coming to?
    It's Wilmslow, this is pretty standard. He provides a service by making everyone else feel better about their lives.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    No humour from him, not even an insult - he just turned his back on me giving me a good look of his arse.
    That is what you consider as being a very satisfying moment! What an odd way to come out?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    Er, forgot the context - I was using one of the spin dryers, hence naked, before realising the arse (quite literally) next to me was the neighbour.

    Quality blank from him, but he knew it was me - I was singing along to 'In The Navy'.....
    what you wanted some 'docking' experience, you know everyone loves a sailor?

    I'd be mortified meeting someone I disliked in the buff, I'd think I was in some sort of Spartan nightmare.

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  • MyUserName
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    Seriously, what the **** is this board coming to?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    .

    Quality blank from him, but he knew it was me - I was singing along to 'In The Navy'.....
    Old Hack? Is that You?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    doesn't sound like he's happy



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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    A quality moment of life.
    That speaks volumes about your life

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  • Gruffalo
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    Remember the balshy neighbours I have, the bloke who gave me a verbal death threat which the camera picked up, and resulted in the police knocking on their door?

    Well, I was strip bollock naked after a sauna at the health club tonight, noticed a sheepish dwarf next to me. Recognised that gormless look anywhere, so gave my nuts a good old scratch.

    No humour from him, not even an insult - he just turned his back on me giving me a good look of his arse.

    A quality moment of life.

    Any other news? If Churchill now spud u like, and has anyone given AndyW a good seeing to that he is needing?
    Er, forgot the context - I was using one of the spin dryers, hence naked, before realising the arse (quite literally) next to me was the neighbour.

    Quality blank from him, but he knew it was me - I was singing along to 'In The Navy'.....

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I thought this was going to be a thread about having an enormous poo.
    Who the hell takes a dump outside of bill-able time? Amateur.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    ftfy





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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    So, you basically regained self-esteem by taking it out on Eek in a sauna?!?!
    ftfy

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