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    How many monkeys are in here?

    Just wonder if there is room for one more.
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

    #2
    You're the only one who's getting peanuts ....
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru
      You're the only one who's getting peanuts ....
      You are just jealous because you get less peanuts than me and you also have to lick humans' @rses. I have some sympathy for you, my human friend, you are in a cage smaller than mine.
      I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru
        You're the only one who's getting peanuts ....
        Thats not quite true, there is that newbie in the accounting/legal whos taken 265 a day...
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #5
          Originally posted by Francko
          You are just jealous because you get less peanuts than me and you also have to lick humans' @rses. I have some sympathy for you, my human friend, you are in a cage smaller than mine.
          Dream on, Deloitte boy ...
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by Ruprect
            Thats not quite true, there is that newbie in the accounting/legal whos taken 265 a day...
            I thought it was a bit much for my gardener when I took him on.... Now I find he spends all his time on here.

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              #7
              I am THE monkey. Bow before me.
              Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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                #8
                Originally posted by TheMonkey
                I am THE monkey. Bow before me.
                Monkeys don't bow. At worst they eat others' fur bugs.
                I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheMonkey
                  I am THE monkey. Bow before me.
                  I may not have pizzed on this forum as many times as you, but I have pizzed for longer.

                  And it smells better
                  Plan A is located just about here.
                  If that doesn't work, then there's always plan B

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                    #10
                    I watched Monkey on ITV4 this evening. You see, there's this monster who just wants to be loved, so he dresses up as a dog (complete with ribbons) and wanders around the local village with a sign hanging around his neck inviting all the locals to come and have free tea in his cave, which he has done up like a Chinese restaurant. They're still scared of him so he grows to giant size and has a fight with Monkey who grows himself to giant size and kicks his ass, before being lectured on Bhuddist teachings by Tripitaka.

                    Hey, it was the 1970s. tulip like that happened then.

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