Just wonder if there is room for one more.
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How many monkeys are in here?
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You are just jealous because you get less peanuts than me and you also have to lick humans' @rses. I have some sympathy for you, my human friend, you are in a cage smaller than mine.Originally posted by sasguruYou're the only one who's getting peanuts ....I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Thats not quite true, there is that newbie in the accounting/legal whos taken 265 a day...Originally posted by sasguruYou're the only one who's getting peanuts ...."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Dream on, Deloitte boy ...Originally posted by FranckoYou are just jealous because you get less peanuts than me and you also have to lick humans' @rses. I have some sympathy for you, my human friend, you are in a cage smaller than mine.Hard Brexit now!
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I thought it was a bit much for my gardener when I took him on.... Now I find he spends all his time on here.Originally posted by RuprectThats not quite true, there is that newbie in the accounting/legal whos taken 265 a day...Comment
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Monkeys don't bow. At worst they eat others' fur bugs.Originally posted by TheMonkeyI am THE monkey. Bow before me.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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I watched Monkey on ITV4 this evening. You see, there's this monster who just wants to be loved, so he dresses up as a dog (complete with ribbons) and wanders around the local village with a sign hanging around his neck inviting all the locals to come and have free tea in his cave, which he has done up like a Chinese restaurant. They're still scared of him so he grows to giant size and has a fight with Monkey who grows himself to giant size and kicks his ass, before being lectured on Bhuddist teachings by Tripitaka.
Hey, it was the 1970s. tulip like that happened then.Comment
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