Originally posted by The Master
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Originally posted by zeitghostMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Monkeys...
"To Serve Monkeys"...
Now there's a title for a recipe book...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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Those were the days -- [sigh] -- I was such a crazy fool
...funny, but I even miss ugly Giant Monster Dog now... that's the power of Buddhist teaching
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I watched Monkey on ITV4 this evening. You see, there's this monster who just wants to be loved, so he dresses up as a dog (complete with ribbons) and wanders around the local village with a sign hanging around his neck inviting all the locals to come and have free tea in his cave, which he has done up like a Chinese restaurant. They're still scared of him so he grows to giant size and has a fight with Monkey who grows himself to giant size and kicks his ass, before being lectured on Bhuddist teachings by Tripitaka.
Hey, it was the 1970s. tulip like that happened then.
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Originally posted by TheMonkeyI am THE monkey. Bow before me.
And it smells better
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Originally posted by TheMonkeyI am THE monkey. Bow before me.
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Originally posted by RuprectThats not quite true, there is that newbie in the accounting/legal whos taken 265 a day...
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Originally posted by FranckoYou are just jealous because you get less peanuts than me and you also have to lick humans' @rses. I have some sympathy for you, my human friend, you are in a cage smaller than mine.
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Originally posted by sasguruYou're the only one who's getting peanuts ....
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Originally posted by sasguruYou're the only one who's getting peanuts ....
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How many monkeys are in here?
Just wonder if there is room for one more.Tags: None
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