How many monkeys are in here?

[wendigo100]

Most humorous. One is reminded of the banquet scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, o trusty minion.

When are you coming back? The Doctor has a free rein of everything at the moment. The Daleks and the Cybermen keep coming back so why don't you?

[The Master]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Monkeys...

"To Serve Monkeys"...

Now there's a title for a recipe book...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Most humorous. One is reminded of the banquet scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, o trusty minion.

[XLMonkey]

Those were the days -- [sigh] -- I was such a crazy fool

...funny, but I even miss ugly Giant Monster Dog now... that's the power of Buddhist teaching

[Lucifer Box]

I watched Monkey on ITV4 this evening. You see, there's this monster who just wants to be loved, so he dresses up as a dog (complete with ribbons) and wanders around the local village with a sign hanging around his neck inviting all the locals to come and have free tea in his cave, which he has done up like a Chinese restaurant. They're still scared of him so he grows to giant size and has a fight with Monkey who grows himself to giant size and kicks his ass, before being lectured on Bhuddist teachings by Tripitaka.

Hey, it was the 1970s. tulip like that happened then.

[XLMonkey]

I am THE monkey. Bow before me.

I may not have pizzed on this forum as many times as you, but I have pizzed for longer.

And it smells better

[Francko]

I am THE monkey. Bow before me.

Monkeys don't bow. At worst they eat others' fur bugs.

[TheMonkey]

I am THE monkey. Bow before me.

[ASB]

Thats not quite true, there is that newbie in the accounting/legal whos taken 265 a day...

I thought it was a bit much for my gardener when I took him on.... Now I find he spends all his time on here.

[sasguru]

You are just jealous because you get less peanuts than me and you also have to lick humans' @rses. I have some sympathy for you, my human friend, you are in a cage smaller than mine.

Dream on, Deloitte boy ...

[Ruprect]

You're the only one who's getting peanuts ....

Thats not quite true, there is that newbie in the accounting/legal whos taken 265 a day...

[Francko]

You're the only one who's getting peanuts ....

You are just jealous because you get less peanuts than me and you also have to lick humans' @rses. I have some sympathy for you, my human friend, you are in a cage smaller than mine.

[sasguru]

You're the only one who's getting peanuts ....

[Francko]

Just wonder if there is room for one more.