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    #41
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    And what, pray tell, is wrong with my contracting record?

    If we could meet I would smack you right in the face.


    I doubt you can ever smack a keyboard warrior in the face. Second best option is to leave a nasty neg rep, one that makes him heave.
    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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      #42
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      The same way we laugh at the bobs over here, doesn't mean its a good thing
      Difference being that he's able to laugh at himself.
      ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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        #43
        Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post


        I doubt you can ever smack a keyboard warrior in the face..
        I think, cretin, that a keyboard warrior is one who threatens violence over the internet.
        That would be Suity.
        Imbecile.
        TBH I'm slightly worried. He might fall on me and that would be curtains.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #44
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          No, the same.

          Currently jacked up on Neuralgin extra. (Wirkstoff (Working stuff) : Ibuprofen)

          Bloody deadly stuff.
          I happen to know a guy who is now on serious medical care because he took too much of that stuff after a motoring accident.

          Prolonged use gives you kidney and other problems.

          Be careful.
          Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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            #45
            Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
            Can't drink Champagne, goes straight to my head
            As I said, "Fooking Shandypants"!

            Jesus, no wonder your father and brothers disown you.
            Stick to having a small glass of Dry Sherry...........like all the other old women!

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #46
              Champagne goes straight to my head as well. I can still manage 2 or 3 bottles though
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #47
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Dry Sherry
                Nothing wrong with a nice snifter of Amontillado as an aperitif.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  I think, cretin, that a keyboard warrior is one who threatens violence over the internet.
                  Actually no it isn't.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Nothing wrong with a nice snifter of Amontillado as an aperitif.
                    Yes there is. I'll need at least two if it's a big meal.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                      As I said, "Fooking Shandypants"!

                      Jesus, no wonder your father and brothers disown you.
                      Stick to having a small glass of Dry Sherry...........like all the other old women!

                      What, you're calling me a shandypants as I can't drink Champagne? Oh my, you're really losing the plot at the moment aren't you fat boy. Still, after all these years, still hankering after being one of the boys in the barracks, the football shirt trying to be one of the boys, and the all the drinking with the lads. Why fook me, wouldn't your old dear be proud of you now, fag hanging out, chatting about her boy who done good in the infantry, coming from the tenements and all that.

                      You couldn't sound more gay if you tried SB

                      Too funny, talking about drinking as if it makes you manly; how fooked up are you fat boy. I rarely drink now, for I have better stuff going on in my life, but you carry on

                      And my Father and Brothers, again, you're a psychologists dream SB.

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