German speaking test

[fullyautomatix]

And what, pray tell, is wrong with my contracting record?

If we could meet I would smack you right in the face.

I doubt you can ever smack a keyboard warrior in the face. Second best option is to leave a nasty neg rep, one that makes him heave.

[Lockhouse]

The same way we laugh at the bobs over here, doesn't mean its a good thing

Difference being that he's able to laugh at himself.

[sasguru]

I doubt you can ever smack a keyboard warrior in the face..

I think, cretin, that a keyboard warrior is one who threatens violence over the internet.
That would be Suity.
Imbecile.
TBH I'm slightly worried. He might fall on me and that would be curtains.

[Sysman]

No, the same.

Currently jacked up on Neuralgin extra. (Wirkstoff (Working stuff) : Ibuprofen)

Bloody deadly stuff.

I happen to know a guy who is now on serious medical care because he took too much of that stuff after a motoring accident.

Prolonged use gives you kidney and other problems.

Be careful.

[shaunbhoy]

Can't drink Champagne, goes straight to my head

As I said, "Fooking Shandypants"!

Jesus, no wonder your father and brothers disown you.
Stick to having a small glass of Dry Sherry...........like all the other old women!

[doodab]

Champagne goes straight to my head as well. I can still manage 2 or 3 bottles though

[sasguru]

Dry Sherry

Nothing wrong with a nice snifter of Amontillado as an aperitif.

[d000hg]

I think, cretin, that a keyboard warrior is one who threatens violence over the internet.

Actually no it isn't.

[Mich the Tester]

Nothing wrong with a nice snifter of Amontillado as an aperitif.

Yes there is. I'll need at least two if it's a big meal.

[Old Hack]

As I said, "Fooking Shandypants"!

Jesus, no wonder your father and brothers disown you.
Stick to having a small glass of Dry Sherry...........like all the other old women!

What, you're calling me a shandypants as I can't drink Champagne? Oh my, you're really losing the plot at the moment aren't you fat boy. Still, after all these years, still hankering after being one of the boys in the barracks, the football shirt trying to be one of the boys, and the all the drinking with the lads. Why fook me, wouldn't your old dear be proud of you now, fag hanging out, chatting about her boy who done good in the infantry, coming from the tenements and all that.

You couldn't sound more gay if you tried SB

Too funny, talking about drinking as if it makes you manly; how fooked up are you fat boy. I rarely drink now, for I have better stuff going on in my life, but you carry on

And my Father and Brothers, again, you're a psychologists dream SB.