German speaking test

[d000hg]

Aspirin/Paracetamol/Ibuprofen are different in German?

[suityou01]

Aspirin/Paracetamol/Ibuprofen are different in German?

No, the same.

Currently jacked up on Neuralgin extra. (Wirkstoff (Working stuff) : Ibuprofen)

Bloody marvellous stuff.

[Mich the Tester]

Girl in the pharmacy was laughing very hard, possibly even a little bit at my joke.

Is she fit? Would you?

[SimonMac]

Is she fit? Would I?

FTFY

[suityou01]

Is she fit? Would you?

Yes, extremely. No, would possibly upset my bezzie a little bit.

[Mich the Tester]

Yes, extremely. No, would possibly upset my bezzie a little bit.

So she's a Germanic beauty, you made her laugh and there's a sauna nearby. Maybe you could invite her!

[suityou01]

So she's a Germanic beauty, you made her laugh and there's a sauna nearby. Maybe you could invite her!

So she can sit and watch the English Jabba the Hut in a steam filled room? That's a hard sell

[EternalOptimist]

So she's a Germanic beauty, you made her laugh and there's a sauna nearby. Maybe you could invite her!

suity - 'unt dozen off ze condomrubberz for ze veekent suana si vous plait'
pharmacy bird - 'Fcken ze me'
suity -'maken dat unt dozen unt a half'

[suityou01]

suity - 'unt dozen off ze condomrubberz for ze veekent suana si vous plait'
pharmacy bird - 'Fcken ze me'
suity -'maken dat unt dozen unt a half'

Du sprichst sehr gut Deutsch.

[sasguru]

Going to the pharmacy and there being no English speakers, having to explain in detail that you went out for big beers with your colleagues last night to watch the Dortmund game, and you got captured by the occasion and possible ate a bad crisp, which is why you have a headache this morning.

Girl in the pharmacy was laughing very hard, possibly even a little bit at my joke.

They don't teach this stuff at GCSE, which is a crying shame. From my school days I know how to order a sandwich and ask directions to the cinema but it's really not practical.

In Bengers Britain there would be a new German speaking curriculum to teach pupils how to speak to a mechanic about their wasserpumpe being kaputt, and hanging out of their arse after a night on the razz.

Suity in getting the hang of ze lingo mode.

Joking aside, you're an embarrassment - a cliche of Brit abroad. A fat drunk. It's not cool and it's not clever to be this unprofessional so soon after starting your first contract abroad.
Still that's why they say: the cream rises to the top and the turds to the bottom.
Except you're a floater.