Reply to: German speaking test

[Old Hack]

Being objective, I'd say you are more than he is. No offense, like.

None taken. For your opinion is worth about as much as any other stranger on the internet, and that's not an awful lot, of fook all.

[sasguru]

... you're a psychologists dream SB.

Being objective, I'd say you are more than he is. No offense, like.

[Old Hack]

As I said, "Fooking Shandypants"!

Jesus, no wonder your father and brothers disown you.
Stick to having a small glass of Dry Sherry...........like all the other old women!

What, you're calling me a shandypants as I can't drink Champagne? Oh my, you're really losing the plot at the moment aren't you fat boy. Still, after all these years, still hankering after being one of the boys in the barracks, the football shirt trying to be one of the boys, and the all the drinking with the lads. Why fook me, wouldn't your old dear be proud of you now, fag hanging out, chatting about her boy who done good in the infantry, coming from the tenements and all that.

You couldn't sound more gay if you tried SB

Too funny, talking about drinking as if it makes you manly; how fooked up are you fat boy. I rarely drink now, for I have better stuff going on in my life, but you carry on

And my Father and Brothers, again, you're a psychologists dream SB.

[Mich the Tester]

Nothing wrong with a nice snifter of Amontillado as an aperitif.

Yes there is. I'll need at least two if it's a big meal.

[d000hg]

I think, cretin, that a keyboard warrior is one who threatens violence over the internet.

Actually no it isn't.

[sasguru]

Dry Sherry

Nothing wrong with a nice snifter of Amontillado as an aperitif.

[doodab]

Champagne goes straight to my head as well. I can still manage 2 or 3 bottles though

[shaunbhoy]

Can't drink Champagne, goes straight to my head

As I said, "Fooking Shandypants"!

Jesus, no wonder your father and brothers disown you.
Stick to having a small glass of Dry Sherry...........like all the other old women!

[Sysman]

No, the same.

Currently jacked up on Neuralgin extra. (Wirkstoff (Working stuff) : Ibuprofen)

Bloody deadly stuff.

I happen to know a guy who is now on serious medical care because he took too much of that stuff after a motoring accident.

Prolonged use gives you kidney and other problems.

Be careful.

[sasguru]

I doubt you can ever smack a keyboard warrior in the face..

I think, cretin, that a keyboard warrior is one who threatens violence over the internet.
That would be Suity.
Imbecile.
TBH I'm slightly worried. He might fall on me and that would be curtains.

[Lockhouse]

The same way we laugh at the bobs over here, doesn't mean its a good thing

Difference being that he's able to laugh at himself.

[fullyautomatix]

And what, pray tell, is wrong with my contracting record?

If we could meet I would smack you right in the face.

I doubt you can ever smack a keyboard warrior in the face. Second best option is to leave a nasty neg rep, one that makes him heave.

[Old Hack]

Fooking shandypants.

Can't drink Champagne, goes straight to my head but I rarely drink nowadays, bad for the sante, bad for the figure, but I guess you've given up on that fat boy

[Mich the Tester]

Trouble is, I've seen Germans drink a few of those huge beers in the evening and then turn up to work at 8am prompt, showing no sign whatsoever of last night's revelries and ready to work hard and do ze teutonic efficiency thing. I know I can't keep up with their drinking, so I don't try.

[sasguru]

When Dortmund are playing Real Madrid and your German colleagues are also getting battered.

For info, the no renewal thing works both ways. I can only to easily imagine contractors you hired shaking the dust off their sandals at 5pm on their last day of working for you.

HTH BISDI.

Yeah you carry on as you are. I'm sure you will eventually be a great success.