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Osborne Speech on England Independance
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Osborne Speech on England Independance
Last edited by Troll; 25 April 2013, 07:44.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think -
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
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...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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I blame the RuskieOriginally posted by Lockhouse View Post
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Doubt it will happen, Osborne was willing to speak in Glasgow to beg Scotland to stay in the union. Bit like you marrying a rich Oil heiress (Scotland) and then her deciding she wants a divorce and you (England) begging her no to go as you need all that Oil money.Originally posted by Troll View Post<long overdue>
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Surely in a divorce assets are split equally?Originally posted by proggy View PostDoubt it will happen, Osborne was willing to speak in Glasgow to beg Scotland to stay in the union. Bit like you marrying a rich Oil heiress (Scotland) and then her deciding she wants a divorce and you (England) begging her no to go as you need all that Oil money.

I'm not sure we would have the Union if England was allowed to vote- are you?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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probably more like Britannia begging her drunken Scottish spouse not to pee on the couch.Originally posted by proggy View PostDoubt it will happen, Osborne was willing to speak in Glasgow to beg Scotland to stay in the union. Bit like you marrying a rich Oil heiress (Scotland) and then her deciding she wants a divorce and you (England) begging her no to go as you need all that Oil money.

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Well the land and surrounding shore is part of Scotland so would be like asking your wife to give her half her arm. We will of course be willing to give you RBS and all its debts.Originally posted by Troll View PostSurely in a divorce assets are split equally?
I'm not sure we would have the Union if England was allowed to vote- are you?
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Originally posted by proggy View PostWell the land and surrounding shore is part of Scotland so would be like asking your wife to give her half her arm. We will of course be willing to give you RBS and all its debts.

You're obviously of the understanding we'd split the assets geographically, and not per capita then?
And even if it were done geographically, you do realise that Englands coastline has been subtly altered over the past decade don't you?
Old Mrs Hubbard is going to go to her Oil cupboard and find half of it has been annexed to her Neighbour England
I'll laugh my chozzers off when the Sweaties realise there's not much oil left, and what is, is below the annex line.Comment
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