Describe yourself in 3-5 words.

[SimonMac]

I went out with a classy bird once.
she could hold a f@rt for an entire evening.
It wasn't until we parted and I met me first missus that I learned that birds f@rted


I miss that classy bird

Why don't women fart? They don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up the pressure

[EternalOptimist]

Why don't women fart? They don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up the pressure

well it's all in the clench, obviously.
you dont think they walk that way naturally do you ?

[SimonMac]

well it's all in the clench, obviously.
you dont think they walk that way naturally do you ?

No they only walk that way after...... well you can guess what goes here

[EternalOptimist]

No they only walk that way after...... well you can guess what goes here

She was so classy she put makeup on to put the bins out

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Grumpy lazy old idiosyncratic misanthrope

[MarillionFan]

Me
Me
Me
Me
Me


MF

Fook off.

The three words that best describe me are:-

One
Hard
Mother****er.

[MarillionFan]

And who doesn't like that in a woman?

Her mum.

[eek]

Fook off.

The three words that best describe me are:-

One
Delusional
Fool.

FTFY HTH

[MarillionFan]

FTFY HTH

Delusion is nothing more than an illusion.

[vetran]

Hmmm, I think most prefer the classy approach

Mrs V when on form can make an ex squaddie trucker blush.

Prim & proper on the surface mostly.

love both sides.


my three words do I get extra points for alliteration?

Handsome
Hung
Heir.