Describe yourself in 3-5 words.

[EternalOptimist]

Just one?

they ARE big bricks

[eek]

they ARE big bricks

even so just one?

[MaryPoppins]

bit clumsy
bit sweary
bit rude

[eek]

bit clumsy
bit sweary
bit rude

And who doesn't like that in a woman?

[MaryPoppins]

And who doesn't like that in a woman?

Hmmm, I think most prefer the classy approach

[ctdctd]

bit clumsy
bit sweary
bit rude

6 words - post not allowed

[zharrt]

6 words - post not allowed

Technically its only 4 words, just one is repeated 3 times

[MaryPoppins]

6 words - post not allowed

one more:crap at maths

[SimonMac]

6 words - post not allowed

Bugger, just read the rules.

So, how about:

Bright
Anti-social
Content
Task driven
Unemployable

PEDANTIC

FTFY

[EternalOptimist]

Hmmm, I think most prefer the classy approach

I went out with a classy bird once.
she could hold a f@rt for an entire evening.
It wasn't until we parted and I met me first missus that I learned that birds f@rted


I miss that classy bird