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St George's Day

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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    wow. I learned something today.

    I suppose if one wanted to avoid saying 'by Mohammed'

    it would be 'we must have a holy war by Mingo'




    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      wow. I learned something today.

      I suppose if one wanted to avoid saying 'by Mohammed'

      it would be 'we must have a holy war by Mingo'




      he's a very naughty boy
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        you forgot xenophobia
        Fear of stomach ripping face huggers ?
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #14
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Thus proving that it's always the mediocre who take most comfort in jingoism.
          Just a bit of harmless fun by Flanders and Swann, who you may recall also wrote Mud, Mud, Glorious Mud
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #15
            And a new superhero is born today:

            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #16
              We celebrated by going for English steak at an English restaurant with a fine local English ale, after completing purchase of our English house
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                We celebrated by going for English steak at an English restaurant with a fine local English ale, after completing purchase of our English house
                Was it cooked by a fine English chef & served by a fine English wench or some Eastern Europeans?
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Troll View Post
                  Was it cooked by a fine English chef & served by a fine English wench or some Eastern Europeans?
                  It's an English restaurant run by local English people which serves classic English dishes made from ingredients sourced from local English farmers
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    St George was Turkish.

                    And he is the saint of a lot of countries.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      It's an English restaurant run by local English people which serves classic English dishes made from ingredients sourced from local English farmers
                      In other words ..... horrible

                      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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