Consolation and solace for all of you

[Mich the Tester]

If you think you're going to have a crap weekend, well I'm about to set off to spend the whole weekend at a Testers convention in a mediocre hotel near Utrecht.

I shall report when I can get out for a moment.

[Troll]

wtf do a bunch of testers discuss over a whole weekend? .... surely all you have is an input and an expected output... end of

What's the collective noun for a group of testers?

[Mich the Tester]

wtf do a bunch of testers discuss over a whole weekend?

How to make empty wine bottles.

[vetran]

ask the concierge / chef for the best restaurant in the area and make it an adventure.

[proggy]

wtf do a bunch of testers discuss over a whole weekend? .... surely all you have is an input and an expected output... end of

What's the collective noun for a group of testers?

Never understood how someone could make an actual career out of what is just a tedious part of software development. Like professional document writers. I would rather claim benefits.

[original PM]

Never understood how someone could make an actual career out of what is just a tedious part of software development. Like professional document writers. I would rather claim benefits.

Spoken like a true child of labour - chav scum

[MarillionFan]

If you think you're going to have a crap weekend, well I'm about to set off to spend the whole weekend at a Testers convention in a mediocre hotel near Utrecht.

I shall report when I can get out for a moment.

You have to be tulipting me.

[proggy]

Spoken like a true child of labour - chav scum

Luckily I don't have too and never have or will. I find people that would accuse another of being a Chav are 99.9% of the time Chavs themselves.

[vetran]

ok who is NinjaNomyx? Has to be a CUK regular.

Big brother - Playstation edition?

[doodab]

Luckily I don't have too and never have or will.

Which implies that you have never done any testing (as you would rather claim benefits) which implies that all of your code is tulip and broken.