Hot Desk!

[Gibbon]

A girl has took the desk opposite me, gives a whole new meaning to 'hot desk'. Crikey, she is just absolutely stunning in a classy way. You just can't beat a nice white cotton blouse, with a few buttons undone, enfolded around pert full breasts. (34C ish). Trouble is I've been dying for a piss for two hours but I'm stuck at my desk.

[bless 'em all]

Of your opposite number, not the reason why you can't stand up.

[rd409]

A girl has took the desk opposite me, gives a whole new meaning to 'hot desk'. Crikey, she is just absolutely stunning in a classy way. You just can't beat a nice white cotton blouse, with a few buttons undone, enfolded around pert full breasts. (34C ish). Trouble is I've been dying for a piss for two hours but I'm stuck at my desk.

let me be the first one.

[Ketchup]

let me be the first one.

Or the second.......

[rd409]

Of your opposite number, not the reason why you can't stand up.

You've just beat me to it.

[vetran]

So you don't want to see Gibbon's "Double Polaroid"?

Obligatory Red Dwarf quote.

[EternalOptimist]

I dont mean to make your inappropriate 'Boner situation' any worse, but look at it from her point of view
she is sitting there, thinking, 'I'm dying to go to lunch, but he has me frothing in my nicks, and I'm scared of standing up and leaving a wet patch'

just agree to meet in the bogs and get it sorted out

[d000hg]

So you don't want to see Gibbon's "Double Polaroid"?

Obligatory Red Dwarf quote.

More a 35mm slide.

[vetran]

More a 35mm slide.

How do YOU know?

CUK romance we know nothing of?