Stupid woman. Obviously the way to stay supermodel thin is to pig all the chocs in one sitting, then go to the bathroom and shove your fingers down your throat...
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostStupid woman. Obviously the way to stay supermodel thin is to pig all the chocs in one sitting, then go to the bathroom and shove your fingers down your throat...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Way to go...Promoting eating disorders to younger teenage girls, giving brilliant ideas about polo diets, Marmite on toast diets
She never mentioned exercise.
Her hubby is chubby too.Last edited by SandyD; 18 April 2013, 19:43.Comment
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ah missed the sarcasm,
sorry some of us blokes aren't as tuned to bulimia as we should be.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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This has gotta be my inspiraration for my Plan B
A BOOK. yes, I can see it now
'Ladies. How to keep your man and your job. No ***ing diet required'
Chapter 1 - 'Skinny birds - play em like a xylophone or screw 'em?'
Chapter 2 - 'Bulimic birds -Is it time someone brought this up?'
Chapter 3 - 'How to suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe'
Chapter 4 - 'Where Dyson went wrong'
Chapter 5 - 'Removing the bedsheets from the crack of his @rse'
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostStupid woman. Obviously the way to stay supermodel thin is to pig all the chocs in one sitting, then go to the bathroom and shove your fingers down your throat...
e.g. meBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postthat is quite disturbing.
The first 2 someone else pointed it out.
The third I could recognise the symptoms myself. Disappearing to the bog towards the end of a meal was one of them.
It then happened to a very nice lass at work and it wasn't pleasant to see happening.Last edited by Sysman; 18 April 2013, 19:18.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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If a "friend" gives you a present you don't want or can't use then you regift it.
You can either do it somewhat truthfully i.e. "I've been given a box of chocolates and I'm allergic to them " or just give it to someone for a present.
Oh and I'm sure in one of her last "articles" she stated she didn't have any female friends because they were all jealous of her beauty."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
Oh and I'm sure in one of her last "articles" she stated she didn't have any female friends because they were all jealous of her beauty.
I got my little beauty out at a party once , most of my mates were jealous too.
Hostess fainted clean away (I think she got the vapours)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postnot boasting like, but
I got my little beauty out at a party once , most of my mates were jealous too.
Hostess fainted clean away (I think she got the vapours)
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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