She's Back - why was I born so Beautiful

[d000hg]

any self-respecting woman wants to be thin, and to be thin you need to spend your life on a diet.

0/2 but good try love.

[EternalOptimist]

Stupid, sour-faced cow.

Where's the grace? Where's the restraint?

It's in the French, that's where.

So you want to be a victim? Go on a diet and make sure that everyone you know pays for it.

If you want to be a normal, well-balanced (in all senses of the word) person, see your food intake as a life style choice that you make.

Ooh, that type makes me so mad!

ooh she makes me mad. mad mad mad. very mad
still like to slip her a crippler though

[Bunk]

There is nothing that signifies failure better than fat

Brilliant, and people still fall for this tulip.

[vetran]

still like to slip her a crippler though

I think it would need to be the Bacon Lollipop option, you don't want to hear her talk.

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Stupid, sour-faced cow.

Where's the grace? Where's the restraint?

It's in the French, that's where.

So you want to be a victim? Go on a diet and make sure that everyone you know pays for it.

If you want to be a normal, well-balanced (in all senses of the word) person, see your food intake as a life style choice that you make.

Ooh, that type makes me so mad!

Damn right! Woman is totally vacuous

[shaunbhoy]

Stupid, sour-faced cow.

Where's the grace? Where's the restraint?

It's in the French, that's where.

So you want to be a victim? Go on a diet and make sure that everyone you know pays for it.

If you want to be a normal, well-balanced (in all senses of the word) person, see your food intake as a life style choice that you make.

Ooh, that type makes me so mad!

And breathe.................

[MyUserName]

And breathe.................

Then get back in the kitchen

[FiveTimes]

Then get back in the kitchen

and make a sandwich

[NickFitz]

Sadly the Mailwatch forum had a bit of a tidy-up recently, but until then the thread devoted to this gurning imbecile rejoiced in the title "Samantha Brick, Teaser of Prick"

[vetran]

Thanks Nick

I'm off to holiday at mailwatch!

Before I knew it another year raced by, punctuated by me driving at great speed with samples of sperm nestled between my breasts to deliver at the correct temperature for testing at our nearest laboratory.

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Wouldn't it have been better to have the sperm in sample bottles?