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    #11
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Client asks me "Is it possible to do abc?"

    "Let's have a look," says I and type it into google, with client sitting next to me.

    "Yes, we just need to set property xyz" Less than 2 minutes later, it was done.

    "I could have done that" says client.

    Sorry folks - I think I just gave the game away....
    Been there the answer needs to be swift and confident:

    "Ah but I used my experience to find that posting, if it had gone wrong you could have sacked me and used my Liability insurance to claim the costs of the issue! While if you choose to follow goggle without my experience to filter for the right answer and wipe the system out who gets blamed???"

    Im sure theres a job for me at PA consulting not that I'd want it after last weeks hammering

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      #12
      Google, the 21st century answer to RTFM
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #13
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        I recently worked on a secure site with no access to internet, google etc. It was really hard work!
        I always have a tablet with 3G access with me for such situations!
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #14
          What a dreadful disappointment this thread is. Where are the 17yo school girls?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            I always have a tablet with 3G access with me for such situations!
            Doesn't work if you're not allowed to take tablets, phones etc into the building with you.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              What a dreadful disappointment this thread is. Where are the 17yo school girls?
              I'm a mature student.

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                #17
                I'm currently on remand for my schoolgirl error.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  I'm a mature student.
                  MSILF doesn't have the same ring to it
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Doesn't work if you're not allowed to take tablets, phones etc into the building with you.
                    Pretend you smoke and keep popping out for one

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                      MSILF doesn't have the same ring to it
                      What if she's...

                      Anti-bedwetting advice

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