You are related genetically to Vetran, right?
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hey no one goes on about your relatives the Amoebas!Originally posted by proggy View PostYou are related genetically to Vetran, right?Comment
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HypocretinOriginally posted by proggy View PostYou are related genetically to Vetran, right?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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I remember that and I'm considerably younger than you I'd guessOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostDoes anyone shout 'Jooeeey' nowadays or is that lost on our youth?
Also the made up swear word from Red Dwarf 'Smeg' but I've never heard that being said in public since I left school.Comment
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That's not made up.Originally posted by redgiant View PostAlso the made up swear word from Red Dwarf 'Smeg' but I've never heard that being said in public since I left school.
Smegma - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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From the DA book of insults:
Leftie
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SocialistWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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No, it is reference to a program (Blue Peter or summat) about Joey Deacon who had cerebal palsy back in the 80's.Originally posted by proggy View PostThat was in Friends?
It became the 'in' thing to screw your hands up and shout 'Joooeeey' with your tongue in your cheek at anyone that did something wrong. No way would it be acceptable nowadays, not that it really was then. Kids can be the cruelest lot.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Southern limp-wristed shandy-drinking gayboy(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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You say the nicest thingsOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSouthern limp-wristed shandy-drinking gayboyComment
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