I have a British workman in ....

[DodgyAgent]

... installing new oak floors. It's day 2. Yesterday he left at 3 pm. Today he's had a 40 minute break between 11 and 11.40 but is readying himself for lunch. Of course he's had his tea and fag breaks too (seems to be a chain smoker). This is from a respected local flooring firm.
Sadly my Poles don't do floors.

And that in a nutshell is what's wrong with the country.

Apart from the fact that you are still here

[sasguru]

Apart from the fact that you are still here

If I leave the Balance of Payments gets ever so slightly worse.
If you disappear the effect is precisely nil.

HTH

[shaunbhoy]

Maybe he just thought you were a muppet and an easy push over?

You could hardly fault his logic if he did. We all reached that conclusion years ago!

[DodgyAgent]

If I leave the Balance of Payments gets ever so slightly worse.
If you disappear the effect is precisely nil.

HTH

That is the best compliment I have had in years

[Platypus]

a Japanese soiled panty dispenser!

[AtW]

Yes. It's a daily rate that works out at £120 per hour.

Adult chat line for £2 per minute and you make tenner a day?

[vetran]

Adult chat line for £2 per minute and you make tenner a day?

amazing social services pay £120 an hour for ASSGURU's analyst.