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    #11
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Having met Mr Fanny, I can confirm he does indeed have the body of a god.

    From memory Buddha is smaller,
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #12
      I'm holed up in bed at Buggeridge Towers with an absolute stinker of a cold.

      First day I've had off sick in ages. I worked from home yesterday but can't even face doing that today as I feel so rough.

      This on started on my chest and worked its way up to my head. It's normally the other way round. Mouth ulcers to boot.

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        #13
        Clearly I'm a teacher's child.

        The criteria for a day off school was:-

        1) are you still breathing?

        If Yes, go to school
        If No Are you dead? -
        Yes you can have the morning off for your funeral then get back to school.
        No - go to school

        It stood me in good stead for contracting.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #14
          Originally posted by eek View Post
          Clearly I'm a teacher's child.

          The criteria for a day off school was:-

          1) are you still breathing?

          If Yes, go to school
          If No Are you dead? -
          Yes you can have the morning off for your funeral then get back to school.
          No - go to school

          It stood me in good stead for contracting.
          Sounds like what it was in our house too!

          Although, I did sometimes stay home for the first class after lunch on a Tuesday so I could finish watching the Love Boat
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #15
            Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
            Isn't that more your style?
            Nope. It is never God's will for anyone to be ill.

            I stand by my original comment... dud genes. I blame the father (father not Father).
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              After 10 years of winter illnesses (probably about 7 or 8 colds and flus per winter) I decided to finally take some drastic action. Here is my 10 point plan:

              1) Religiously take some multivitamins every day (sanatogen are the best ones)
              2) Double up your socks
              3) eat onions, garlic and black pepper as often as possible
              4) Have one big orange every day
              5) Always wrap up with several layers and a really thick coat (especially now UK has become Siberia)
              6) Sleep at least 7.5 hours a day but aim for more during the winter
              7) Wear gloves when you are out (even in the car)
              8) Eat fish instead of red meat
              9) Do intensive exercises at least twice a week
              10) Try not to get stressed at home or at work

              Honestly - it really does work, at the very least it will reduce the frequency of illnesses.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                Ok, I'm all for Junior attending nursery but does he really have to come home with a different lurgy every bloody week?

                FFS
                Yes, it's good for them, builds up resistance.
                By the time they're 3, they hardly get the lurgies at all since they've had them already.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Yes, it's good for them, builds up resistance.
                  By the time they're 3, they hardly get the lurgies at all since they've had them already.
                  There is bugger all you can do about it but you will build up immunity yourself over time.

                  At which point it will be the visiting relatives who contract the horrible diseases when they come to visit.

                  I always end up with some nasty cough or cold after visiting either of my brothers and their little plague carriers^H^H^H^H^H^H^H, children.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Yes, it's good for them, builds up resistance.
                    By the time they're 3, they hardly get the lurgies at all since they've had them already.
                    Sending them to play in the dirt outside is also good for them (no joke).
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      BTW, make sure the Mrs see's this so she knows what to do

                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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