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CUK - A first rate forum with many second rate cretins attached

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    #21
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Some of us aspire to excellence*

    *or simply are training for the London Marathon
    I think you'll find it's called Snickers now and you can buy them anywhere.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #22
      A first rate forum with many second rate cretins attached
      But there's only one first rate cretin.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #23
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        But there's only one first rate cretin.
        Where's suity when you need him.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #24
          I stand corrected - two first rate cretins.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #25
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            The number of atheist scientists outnumbers the few believers by a huge factor. As you well know.
            So then this isn't true:
            to which (1) must necessarily apply.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #26
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              The number of atheist scientists outnumbers the few believers by a huge factor. As you well know.
              But if you take comfort from the odd crank, so be it.
              The number of poor people in the world outnumbers the few rich by a huge factor. As you well know.
              It doesn't prove the rich are stupid.
              My mind has gone blank. I wonder if it was always that way.

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                #27
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                I'm high on life, my friend.

                No alcohol, no coffee, low salt <1g a day, 5 fruit and veg a day, minimum 5 km run a day, squash twice a week.
                A regime that ****s your knees and hips
                FTFY

                (good luck on the marathon btw)
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Some of us aspire to excellence*

                  *or simply are training for the London Marathon
                  A daily 5k run and squash twice a week?

                  You're even worse than delusional. Get ready to say goodbye to your Achilles tendon.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                    A daily 5k run and squash twice a week?

                    You're even worse than delusional. Get ready to say goodbye to your Achilles tendon.
                    Isn't squash one of the primary causes of heart attacks.

                    We can live in hope.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by eek View Post
                      Isn't squash one of the primary causes of heart attacks.

                      We can live in hope.
                      He only chose squash as a tennis racket was too heavy for his puny frame...........

                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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