Admin. I'd like to apply for RealityHacks job as a moderator

[mudskipper]

You gentlemen get off on bans. We laydees are far more Gentile. Ohh....

[MarillionFan]

I've had a ban the last few times I've done that. You must already be a Mod MF, or Twat All There would have got all ban horny and pressed his little magic button.

It's because I'm a lovely fella and you're a total coount.

[mudskipper]

It's because I'm a lovely fella and you're a total ****

Ohhhhhhh - cojak doesn't like that word....

[administrator]

It's because I'm a lovely fella and you're a total charmingunit.

FTFY

[cojak]

I've had a ban the last few times I've done that. You must already be a Mod MF, or Twat All There would have got all ban horny and pressed his little magic button.

I blame TM...

[cojak]

Ohhhhhhh - cojak doesn't like that word....

WMSS ...

I take back my last post. I blame MF.

[MaryPoppins]

Yoooouuu're outta there

[administrator]

Dear MarillionFan,

Thank you for your application for the role of "moderator" on the CUK forum.

While we were both excited and appalled at the number of applicants we had for this position we must say that your application did stand out above the others. The fact that you did all the writing yourself in crayon says a lot about your character. The fact that you stated you wanted to "p0wn" sasguru and DimPrawn meant that we simply had to ask you in to interview.

Despite the rumours on the forum that you were fat, lazy and arrogant we felt that there may be a little spark of gold in your character that could help our organisation. It might just be part of the wrapper off a Caramac but we really did feel it may be there.

We were intrigued by your ideas to brighten up the forum. By renaming it to "MFUK" I am sure we would do well in attracting new site users but it wasn't really the direction we wanted to take the business in.

We were also intrigued by your story about being a Doctor in the T.A. and flying home from Rome in your tornado with a bowl of spaghetti in your lap. These are skills that may show you to be too well qualified for our organisation.

We were impressed with your enthusiasm and excitement at interview, but holding on to your "thing" and shouting "ME ME ME ME ME" when asked why you think you would be the best candidate for the role was maybe not the most appropriate answer.

We also felt you would be aware that most of the other forum members consider you to be annoying and grotesque but quite clearly this appears to be no barrier to you. This could be looked at as a good trait, or a serious flaw in your character. We will debate this over a pint in the pub tomorrow evening.

As you know, CUK is a dynamic and all-inclusive site. Our site users want ServiceNow and we are here to provide it to them. Your comments that "If RealityHack can **** off for four months then you won't mind how often I chip in" were not well received by our managing director.

Following long deliberation I regret to inform you that your application for the role of moderator has not been successful on this occasion. We do thank you for the plastic sledges your brought us as a "gift, not a bribe". We look forward to the winter coming around again so we may be able to get some use out of them.

Kind Regards

Mike Hunt
Head of Forum Satisfaction
Contractor UK

[ctdctd]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to administrator again.

[eek]

He was a mod for a couple of hours and then The Man took it away from him again. He hasn't been the same since. I think (at this almost festive time) we should organise a whip-round.

He was a mod for a couple of hours but by the end of it he was also the only person not banned and still able to post on the site. Heck he even managed to ban two of his own sockies after they argued with him.