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Fake your own death and then apply for the vacancy with a false moustache and strong Mexican accent, repeat with a bigger moustache and stronger accent every time they ask you to go the US?Comment
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go to the airport with one normal shoe, and wear a gigantic shoe on your other foot with a wire hanging out of it, and try to act normal.
carry a copy of the koran.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFor the next 3 months!
I bloody knew that was going to happen at some time.
Major project I'm working on goes live in July and the vast majority of work has to be done in April, May, June. Last night my boss said that he wanted me stateside for those months embedded in a 'warroom' to ensure the project is a success as working remote/late is not the best way of working.
Suggestions on how to get out of this.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostA proper contractor would just get over there and do it. Oh wait .....Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Why do you want to get out of this?
Surely an escape from your dreary home life would be very welcome? Esp. in sunny California.
Carpe DiemComment
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I would hate your life. Well and truly a slave of the system.
Surely the whole point of contracting is to earn lots of wonga while doing as little as possible.
Ideally working from homeHard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan's Employer View PostWe want you in the US!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI would hate your life. Well and truly a slave of the system.
Surely the whole point of contracting is to earn lots of wonga while doing as little as possible.
Ideally working from homemerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI would hate your life. Well and truly a slave of the system.
Surely the whole point of contracting is to earn lots of wonga while doing as little as possible.
Ideally working from homeWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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