Retrieving an Illegal parking /abandoned (?) car in a marked parking bay

[hyperD]

One of my favourite aircraft.

Don't call me big nose!

Don't try to frighten us with your radar jamming ways, big nose!

[Bunk]

He will then be punched to the ground by the husband who has cottoned on to the ruse

I'm not sure about that, I suspect the husband isn't the brightest spark

[Pondlife]

One of my favourite aircraft.

Don't call me big nose!

Lakenheath is bombing your arse

[woohoo]

I'm not sure about that, I suspect the husband isn't the brightest spark

good point well made sir! Out of interest if you look out your window can you see a rusty old banger?

[Bunk]

good point well made sir! Out of interest if you look out your window can you see a rusty old banger?

If I look out of the window and see a car then I hope it's being driven by Harry Potter

[woohoo]

If I look out of the window and see a car then I hope it's being driven by Harry Potter

Yes I can tell your the type to hope Harry P is outside your window, wand in hand. Dirty man, dirty...

[mudskipper]

Visiting the mistress last night (using a cheap banger my wife doesn't know about) her husband came in so I had to make my excuses in a hurry.

Unfortunately I left the car key in her flat and the mistress isn't talking to me. Any ideas how to go and retrieve the car as I don't have the key or should I not risk live and limb and just leave it to rot there.

You got it back then? Did the traffic warden ruse work?