Retrieving an Illegal parking /abandoned (?) car in a marked parking bay

[woohoo]

They produce less of a radar return than a stealth bomber which is very stealthy indeed - unless it rains and you look for where it isn't rather than where it is.

don't get me started on stealth bombers.

[eek]

You are Brillo Pad and I claim one pair of nads...

no but if you're making tulip up use multiple sources.

I would agree this would be the best approach for the OP.

And I used to feel so loved around here

[fullyautomatix]

Visiting the mistress last night (using a cheap banger my wife doesn't know about) her husband came in so I had to make my excuses in a hurry.

Unfortunately I left the car key in her flat and the mistress isn't talking to me. Any ideas how to go and retrieve the car as I don't have the key or should I not risk live and limb and just leave it to rot there.

Surely the idea of using a stealth banger for such covert operations is so you can abandon it when you want and make a fast get away ? What is the point in trying to retrieving it ? Let the ugly cow keep it.

[vetran]

Unfortunately I left the car key in her flat and the mistress isn't talking to me.

obviously this is the key, you weren't up to snuff better luck next time

[SupremeSpod]

don't get me started on stealth bombers.

If an ant is stealthier than a stealth bomber, you could take a conventional bomber and cover it in ants! Simples!

[EternalOptimist]

They tried that. too susceptible to AA

[woohoo]

If an ant is stealthier than a stealth bomber, you could take a conventional bomber and cover it in ants! Simples!

yes that's perfectly logical.

[hyperD]

They tried that. too susceptible to AA

AAA surely?

Or is the risk of being towed away too great...oh, wait, I see what you did there, sorry EO...!

[EternalOptimist]

AAA surely?

Or is the risk of being towed away too great...oh, wait, I see what you did there, sorry EO...!

Aardvark

[SupremeSpod]

Aardvark

One of my favourite aircraft.

Don't call me big nose!