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Originally posted by minestrone View PostAye, the welfare reforms.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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As an experienced, seasoned contractor I would wish the bench on very few people.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDammit. You're being nice and I just called you malodorous in the other thread
Nice or nasty, pick one and stick with it wouldya
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So did I make the cut?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostAs an experienced, seasoned contractor I would wish the bench on very few people.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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How many would you wish it under?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostAs an experienced, seasoned contractor I would wish the bench on very few people.Comment
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That's a gross over simplification IMO.Originally posted by minestrone View PostSeriously, you could change your job descriptions to someone's Greek holiday travel diary and the agent would never have a clue.
Clients, dates, core tech and location is all they are interested in. If you wish to hide that in a pile of "and after that project I moved team, just down the corridor to work with another group and they had nicer wallpaper" then you are confusing them.
As I said, if it works for you, fine. I dont think it would work for 80% of contractors though.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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Bolshie, don't feed it.Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostThat's a gross over simplification IMO.
As I said, if it works for you, fine. I dont think it would work for 80% of contractors though.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I hate to see suffering and the ribs of starving animalsOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostBolshie, don't feed it.
I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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I'm currently rewriting my CV after being continually in work for a decade (I'm out of my current contract in two weeks). I was planning on using past tense throughout and avoid the use of "I" (as in "I did") tending towards the third person. What do others do?...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostWas 4 pages - now 2 pages
Same. Anything over 3 surely won't get read; if someone can't summarise their experience and achievements, I would assume they're sh1te.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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