Not had one all year.
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Given up :winker: this year
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Is that because you are so blind you cannot find it anymore?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNot had one all year.
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You try finding that with a pair of tweezers!Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostIs that because you are so blind you cannot find it anymore?
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Is that just because your BF broke up with you?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNot had one all year.Comment
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They are going on about alcohol-free beer in the other thread, maybe you could invent the 'self-abuse-free-tug'
you could make a million selling it to monks and teenage boys who are running out of socks
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It's cos he's so fat now his arms won't reach that far round..Originally posted by hyperD View PostYou try finding that with a pair of tweezers!
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I know how he feels, I haven't seen mine for years cos of me moobs blocking the view!Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostIt's cos he's so fat now his arms won't reach that far round..
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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I can see mine, the scrotum is so stretched and baggy; I tuck them into my socksOriginally posted by hyperD View PostI know how he feels, I haven't seen mine for years cos of me moobs blocking the view!
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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