Given up :winker: this year

[vetran]

Maybe this will help some of the congregation?

Cabin Porn

SFW

[Paddy]

I know how he feels, I haven't seen mine for years cos of me moobs blocking the view!

I can see mine, the scrotum is so stretched and baggy; I tuck them into my socks

[hyperD]

It's cos he's so fat now his arms won't reach that far round..

I know how he feels, I haven't seen mine for years cos of me moobs blocking the view!

[KentPhilip]

You try finding that with a pair of tweezers!

It's cos he's so fat now his arms won't reach that far round..

[EternalOptimist]

They are going on about alcohol-free beer in the other thread, maybe you could invent the 'self-abuse-free-tug'
you could make a million selling it to monks and teenage boys who are running out of socks

[Ketchup]

Not had one all year.

Is that just because your BF broke up with you?

[hyperD]

Is that because you are so blind you cannot find it anymore?

You try finding that with a pair of tweezers!

[DodgyAgent]

Not had one all year.

Is that because you are so blind you cannot find it anymore?

[DimPrawn]

Not had one all year.